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EnterpriseSynergy™ DataVision Analytics Suite v3.2.1 — [survey.csv] — CONFIDENTIAL
⚠️ REMINDER: All dashboard screenshots must be approved by Legal before sharing externally • 📊 Q4 Data Governance Town Hall rescheduled to TBD • 🔒 Password rotation required — your password "synergy2025!" expires in 3 days • 📋 New Jira ticket required for all ad-hoc data requests — NO EXCEPTIONS • ⚡ DataVision v3.3 coming Q3 2027 — now with XML support! • 🏢 Mandatory fun: Data Team bowling night this Friday — attendance is optional but will be noted • 📎 Hi! It looks like you're trying to analyze data. Would you like help? •

🌟 "Leveraging Synergies to Unlock Data-Driven Paradigm Shifts" 🌟

Welcome to the EnterpriseSynergy™ DataVision Analytics Suite — your single pane of glass for actionable insights, strategic alignment, and cross-functional data democratization. This dashboard empowers stakeholders to move the needle on KPIs through best-in-class visualization of the 2026 Practical Data Community State of Data Engineering Survey (n=1,101).

Total Synergy Units
(survey responses) — click to drill down
AI Adoption Rate
(daily+ usage) — click to drill down
Growth Optimism Index™
(expect growth) — click to drill down
Pain Coefficient™
(report modeling issues) — click to drill down
📈 ENTERPRISE SYNERGY INDEX™ — Real-Time Organizational Health Metric ● LIVE
⚡ Overall Synergy Level ⚡
❌ NO SYNERGY 😐 MODERATE 🔥 MAXIMUM SYNERGY
KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATORS — EXECUTIVE SUMMARY VIEW
🥧 Role Distribution — 3D Pie Analysis Chart ID: RPD-001
WOW! 😲
So many slices!
🍩 Organization Size — Donut Synergy Map Chart ID: OSD-002
🤖 AI Usage Frequency — Radial Insight Engine Chart ID: AUF-003
💾 Storage Environment — Nested Ring Analysis Chart ID: SEA-004
💫 STRATEGIC DEEP-DIVE — ARCHITECTURE & MODELING QUADRANT 💫
🏗️ Architecture Trend — Strategic Alignment Pie Chart ID: ATA-005
📐 Modeling Approach — Methodology Donut Chart ID: MAD-006
🚧 Biggest Bottleneck — Impediment Donut Chart ID: BBD-007
THIS IS FINE 🔥
📈 Team Growth 2026 — Optimism Pie Chart ID: TGO-008
🌀 SUPPLEMENTARY ANALYTICS — PAIN POINTS & REGIONAL SEGMENTATION 🌀
🌍 Regional Distribution — Geo-Pie Analysis Chart ID: RDA-009
🔧 Orchestration — Tool Donut Chart ID: OTD-010
😰 Modeling Pain Points — Suffering Pie Chart ID: MPS-011
89% in pain! 😱
📚 Desired Training — Learning Donut Chart ID: DTL-012
🧠 Organizational AI Adoption — Enterprise Maturity Donut (XL) Chart ID: OAA-013
📋 Raw Data View — Enterprise Data Grid™ (Showing first 50 Synergy Units) ✓ Crystal Reports™ export available (File menu)

EnterpriseSynergy™ DataVision Analytics Suite v3.2.1 Build 19970815
© 1997-2026 DataVision Corporation — "Where Data Meets Destiny™"
Powered by DuckDB-WASM™ (a full OLAP engine just for pie charts) • ActiveX™ Controls • DHTML 4.0
Optimized for Internet Explorer 5.5 • Requires Macromedia Flash Player 6 • ~34MB of WebAssembly loaded

This dashboard has been certified Synergy-Compliant by the International Board of Data Governance (IBDG)
All visualizations are pie charts because pie charts are the universal language of business.

Rendered 47 charts in 12,847ms • Memory usage: 847MB • CPU: 94%

DISCLAIMER: The insights presented in this dashboard should not be used for actual decision-making. Any resemblance to useful analytics is purely coincidental. DataVision Corp assumes no liability for decisions made based on pie charts. Side effects may include: nausea, chart fatigue, an uncontrollable urge to request "just one more slice," and existential dread. If symptoms persist, consult your Data Governance committee.

🚪 ESCAPE TO THE ACTUAL GOOD DASHBOARD →

📝 SQL Query Editor — DuckDB-WASM In-Browser Engine Table: survey • Engine: DuckDB v1.29.0
📊 Available Columns
📝 Example Queries
📊 Query Results Run a query to see results
🦆 DuckDB-WASM is ready.

Enter a SQL query above and click Run Query or press Ctrl+Enter.

You have a full OLAP database engine running in your browser.
The table survey contains all 18 columns from the CSV.
Go wild. Or don't. We're not your data governance committee.
Select two dimensions above and click Generate Cross-Tab.

Cross-tabulation is powered by DuckDB SQL PIVOT queries.
Unlike the pie charts, this feature is actually useful. Sorry about that.
Select a dimension and chart type, then click Generate Chart.

All chart types are equally terrible. The 3D option adds a CSS perspective
transform because real 3D rendering was cut from the budget.

Dashboard filters apply here too — filter on the Dashboard tab first.
📋 Underlying Data
Generate a chart to see the data breakdown.
🔍 Search responses: — responses
Page 1
📋 Individual Survey Responses Current filters apply • 25 per page
Click Search or switch to this tab to browse individual responses.

Each response card shows the full survey entry including open-ended answers.
Use the search box to filter by any keyword across all fields.
👋 Hi! It looks like you're trying to analyze data!

Would you like me to:
• Add more pie charts?
• Convert your bar chart to a pie chart?
• Add a 3D effect to everything?
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